Britain - How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Sitting here a thousand miles from nowhere (in my one room country little shack) I often get homesick for old Blighty.
That's when I'm reminded of the stuff we Brits do better than anyone else in the world. Music, television, football and, ahem, rude place names.
What else have I missed out?
I'm informed that residents of Butt Hole Road voted to change the name some years ago. It's in Conisbrough near Doncaster and is now rather boringly called Archers Way.