John Dies At The End

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Flakey Boy Genius Don "Bubba Ho-Tep" Coscarelli
Some movies, it only takes seconds for me to know I'm in. This is one of them. Drug-addled in-joke nonsense cult brilliance. With added gore and squirming insect terror. This movie may make no sense the first time around. Or the twenty-third. That doesn't matter right now, because you have take a call on a bratwurst. Quote: "When you're listening to a song on the radio, where is the song?" From IMBD: "It's a drug that promises an out-of-body experience with each hit. On the street they call it Soy Sauce, and users drift across time and dimensions. But some who come back are no longer human. Suddenly a silent otherworldly invasion is underway, and mankind needs a hero. What it gets instead is John and David, a pair of college dropouts who can barely hold down jobs. Can these two stop the oncoming horror in time to save humanity? No. No, they can't." Everything you know is wrong! ( ... and any movie that quotes the Firesign Theatre knows where my clitoris is)
Might appeal to people who enjoyed: 
Donnie Darko. Rubber. Bill And Ted. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Sound Of Music. Fuck knows, frankly. But they know who they are.


... is a quiet masterpiece of a film. This looks great.

Fabulous film, I just love it, I will definitely check out this one as well.

The last great movie Elvis starred in. Loved it.

By David Wong. Also the sequel, This Book Is Full Of Spiders. Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

Very witty, uber-bonkers, tremendous fun.
We never did get Bubba Nosferatu but this film certainly fills the hole.


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