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My Nights In With Young, Modern Music Of The 21st Century

I'm still in my teens. Well, my forty-teens. Certainly, in my head, I'm still seventeen. But, to my horror, I discovered I'm behind the times and only like 'old' stuff. So, I asked the good people of The Afterword for advice to get me into the 21st Century.

http://theafterword.co.uk/content/im-looking-young-modern-classic

I thought I'd report back on my adventures with young, modern music in the 21st century.

I did a baseline assessment and found that I do like some young, modern music. My favourites to date are Amy Winehouse - Back To Black (the sound of a vulnerable soul laid bare), Burial - Untrue (an oppressive urban nightmare, yet soulful and life-affirming) and Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (an opulent monument to a rampant ego with a tender heart at its core).

First, I gave guitar rock a chance. I revisited The White Stripes and rediscovered their magic. I dug out a couple of Hold Steady's that I'd set aside years ago, having not been that enamoured. I told myself I enjoy other 'talkers' rather than 'singers', such as Lou Reed and Leonard Cohen. I trained my ears to tolerate Craig Finn's nasal voice. That revealed a band playing with real alchemy and remarkably evocative, witty and heart-breaking lyrics. Hot Fuss by The Killers, Super Furry Animals - Dark Days/Light Years and The Black Keys - El Camino have all been sitting, neglected on my shelf. Listening today, they are all great heart-lifting fun full of actual, catchy tunes delivered with relish. I don't know how long they would have been collecting dust if not for The Afterword.

I haven't kept up with rock music in the 21st century, so the recommendations I bought were all new to me. The Shins and Interpol are perfectly produced, heart-pumping records. The Gaslight Anthem - 59 Sounds have a florid drummer who propels the music on with gusto. They remind me of The Strokes on Is This It (great album, by the way) but they can play properly. The Libertines's shambolic chaos was something of a relief after all that slick, professionalism, scoring points for charm and a couldn't-care-less attitude. Best of all, however, is Spoon. Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga is tight, intimate music. The songs are perfectly formed and the playing is beautifully judged. The listener does not witness a performance. The listener is actively involved with the band at the centre of the music. If you don't own this album, you should. DrJ and davidks were spot on.

So, to fire and ice, Anna Calvi and Agnes Obel. I've listened to both their debuts quite a few times. There are other musicians but I'm left only with a memory of their voices and their instruments. Anna is English but looks and sounds Latin, all red lipstick, slicked back hair and brash lip-stick with a guitar that sings of the desert, the swamp, blood and passion. Agnes looks prim on the cover and her songs are controlled and carefully articulated. she plays a piano with keys as pure as droplets of rain or snow. She's Danish. Philharmonics is exquisite enough to stop your heart. I love it. I'm not sure I would if I was seventeen, though. Mike Hull is responsible for this one.

Epic45's May Your Heart Be Your Map and JJ No 2 are both dreamy and engrossing. They are best obtained by the thoroughly modern technique of downloading (or expect to pay triple figures). Epic45 was championed by Word Magazine, featuring in its top ten of the noughtie decade. I hadn't noticed. It brings to mind a sunny day as a child lying on a hilly meadow with the grass on my back and the sun warming my face. Nothing to do but pass a care-free afternoon looking at clouds. It is rather loveable. Captain Haddock was the first to recommend this.

I can't say I'm particularly fond of folk but I still bought The Unthanks Here's The Tender Coming. It's stunning. It is deeply rooted in the ancient folk traditions but it sounds modern and definitely of today. The songs are brutal and beautiful. The instruments are warmly recorded and wonderfully played. Their Northumbrian accents are heavenly, especially when singing the word 'love'. This is music to melt the hardest of hearts. Except mine, aged seventeen. Never mind, my heart is melting now, thanks to Patrick Crowther & Captain Haddock.

Next, there is 'electro-pop'. Fever Ray is warped, deranged and foggy like an insomniac in the darkest hours of the night. Grimes Visions is sensual and disturbing, twisting and dancing around less well-trodden paths. Robyn's Body Talk is reckless and playful. She is one confident young woman. If she were my daughter, I'd be very proud, especially of track three (Don't F***ing Tell Me What To Do). It's pop music at its very best and, therefore, very young and modern. Bob certainly knows his pop.

Finally, a genuinely new phenomenon of the 21st century, cartoon rap, which may well owe its inspiration to De La Soul. However, Gorillaz was the first official collaboration between mankind and cartoons. Their middle album, Demon Days, is best because Damon Alburn's musings are given both a catchiness and a menacing punch by Dangermouse's production. His collaboration with MF Doom, Dangerdoom, is even more terrific. It treats its audience as sentient adults and is full of artistry and subtleties that reward repeated listens. The Mouse And The Mask is a classy album that is genuinely funny. Check out the YouTube clips, if you are sceptical, then you'll find yourself buying it! After that, blame bob and BigJimBob.

What does it all *mean*?

The music of the 21st century is wonderful and varied. There really is plenty new music for us all to fall in love with. There is a lot more music being released these days, it's difficult to keep up. But, help is at hand. The recommendations of fellow Afterworders are superb. Look at the threads. Click on the clips. Explore Spotify and other sites. I guarantee you'll find a lot to cherish and adore, just like when you were seventeen.

Plus, if you like your music pop or ethereal, Scandinavia is the place to be!

Suits people who...

Love music and are willing to explore more. That should cover everyone here.

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Shawn Phillips; The Man, The Music, The Hair.

Let’s deal with the hair issue first. Shawn Phillips totally had the most lustrous, shiny, magical, dreamy head of hair like, ever. It’s to his credit that he was proud of it and wanted to share it with us. Thank you, Shawn. Thank you for the over fifty photographs of you featured on the cover of Contribution (with more on the lyric sheet). We really, really get a great impression of the smoothness and silkiness and phenomenal length of your hair. The cover to Second Contribution features it in all its regal beauty, from the rear, artfully arranged over the shoulders of your ... cape. We really appreciate the skills of the stylist to get it looking all glossy and long like that. It’s gorgeous! Apart from a tragic incident with a powerboat screw sometime in the seventies, which denied us its effulgent aureola for a few years (and how elegant of Shawn to thank his hairdresser in sleevenotes for helping him through the tonsorial trauma!) his hair has continued to be a marvel to behold, deservedly occupying the entire back cover of his recent-ish ‘No Category’ album.

Right. Enough with the hair already. Phillips, a Texan, toted his guitar over to the UK in the mid-sixties and warbled his tonsils in coffee bars (topics; the unjustness of society, badness of war, etc) where he made friends with Donovan (that’s Shawn playing sitar on Don’s smash hits). He cut a couple of forgettable folky albums called, er, nope, I forget. Then he scarfed back all the acid he could push his face into and his music got suddenly wonderful. Amazing. Back when ‘Contribution’ came out, the only way you got to hear about him was word of mouth (for younger readers, this was something like the internet, but without the porn). My pal Jim got a copy from somewhere, maybe it transmogrified out of the ether. Those were the days of joss sticks and candle chimes with little angels tinging bells. And dope. A lot of crackling grass with Afghan black crumbled in. And you’d paint swirls and stuff on the wall in poster paint. Because that’s what you did in those days. You didn’t ask why, you got stoned out of your mind and you listened to ‘Contribution’. Because it is that rare thing, a genuinely psychedelic album with the very minimum of psychedelic effects (a little, and very effective, guitar phasing, and that’s it). The head-swimmingly lovely ‘L Ballade’ is at once meditative and hallucinogenic, his voice descending to subterranean caverns under the plashing of harpstrings, and lyrics evoking the lysergic; “and the light will splinter through open clouds, and you’ll look straight in a face like the sun.” Nobody else has ever sounded quite like this, and it either puts Space Dust on your synapses or leaves you unmoved.

And he had such an extraordinary band on that album - Traffic. Plus Paul Buckmaster. Plus Peter Robinson. I mean - Lord Sutch’s Heavy Friends were like butterfly farts next to these guys. The music sounds nothing like Traffic, though. Nothing at all. Phillips’ voice is even more extraordinary than his hair. I know, I know ... you’re shocked at the very idea that anything could be more sheerly beautiful than his hair, but it’s true. Several extravagant octaves of reedy, bang-in-the-middle-of-the-note vocal dexterity. With an ability to hold a yogic note long enough to allow us to go and fix a sandwich and get back before he’s finished. He also likes to scat sing (as opposed, I imagine to sing scat), and he’s brilliant at it. And his tenor glides as smoothly into a falsetto as a bass. Lyrically, he’s all over the place. Hopelessly ambitious (if you have a tendency to use the word “pretentious” you could possibly apply it here to your own satisfaction), his vocabulary is one of the widest in rock. Which doesn’t necessarily make for direct, simple songs that speak of shared experiences. He’s not a Romantic singer-songwriter in the sense that, oh, everyone else is. When he does power down the verbal octane, the results are refreshing, but still a little cold. He never struck me as a warm, happy-go-lucky type, and he’s continued to plough his own artistic and possibly charmless furrow for decades. He also has an unfortunate tendency to hector (he’s a Texan) that gets tiresome. I doubt he picks up many new listeners, but I also doubt he’s lost a single one, either. A remarkably consistent artist, his consistency lies in his adventurousness, which is essentially based in musicality, as opposed to style and stance.

After that dazzling “first” album, he recorded a couple more in similar vein before getting into a kind of hybrid jazz-funk thing. With strings, sometimes. Sounds ghastly, I know, but the sheer musicality of the albums has made them constant pleasures over the years. He returned to the lush orchestrations of the Buckmaster years with 2004’s ‘No Category’, over thirty years on and sounding like it was later the same day. Unfair to call it a return to form - Phillips never lost it. Or his hair. The interesting thing about ‘No Category’ is that it was funded in advance by fans. His last contract with a major (A&M) ran out in ’76, after the sublime ‘Rumplestiltskin’s Resolve’ failed to bother the rack-jobbers, so Phillips used the internet and his legion of loyal fans to fund the album. Which they then had to buy. Wo-ah! Smart guy, right? Those who donated enough got a credit on the CD notes. Those who didn’t were just happy to buy the album they’d helped finance anyway, and nobody was a loser. Future of the music business? Bare-faced cheek? Whatever, Buckmaster would have busted the budget otherwise, and it’s a very nice album.

It’s hard to offer a buyers’ guide, because Phillips is such an outside bet. There’s a lot going against him if you like love songs in singer-songwriter style, or (ulp) “Americana”. He’s never pretended to authenticity, never been interested in that lo-fi back porch a-rockin’ and a-pickin’. He’s a man with his own vision, and he clearly couldn’t give a rat’s ass for what you think. He just wants to get into the studio with some shit-hot musicians and groove a little. Or float off on clouds of his own wordless harmonies. Or have a rant against how politicians and capitalists are, like, totally bad for the earth. Me, I couldn’t live without any of his albums, they’ve never grown stale or dated (I’ve done that for them), but I can quite see why his fanbase isn’t as universal as, say, Neil Young’s. Or Neil Sedaka’s. But if this think-piece has piqued your curiosity, you may care to hunt down a listen to the following:

Contribution: His third, but first “real” album.

Faces: a compilation of “old” studio tracks that hangs together amazingly well. Some of his simplest songs are here, and some of his wildest excursions into the vocal ozone. Plus an orchestrated version of “L Ballade”. If the opening track “Landscape” doesn’t grab you, move right along, he has nothing to offer you.

Rumplestiltskin’s Resolve: Insanely subtle grooves, beautiful tewns, and Phillips reins in his larynx a little to good effect. One shite track (“Wailing Wall” - where Shawn gives man’s inhumanity to man a good kicking for us) interrupts the flow, though. His scraps album ‘Spaced’ contains some great session outtakes from this album, including a Jazz Funk Great in “I Don’t Want To Leave you - I Just Came To Say Goodbye”.

Don’t get me wrong - I wouldn’t claim that Phillips was a great artiste. His obvious faults are off-putting to the Wider Demographic. But his albums are unique, and curious, and worthwhile, and occasionally beautiful, and that’s enough.

The 50 Year Copyright Conundrum

The 50 Year Copyright Conundrum
Colin H

(Note: This was written, largely out of interest in the subject - which was receiving a lot of media coverage at the time - in July 2007. I had retired from writing for periodicals by this time but I offered it to 'Word', as Mark E had expressed some interest in it, and Jim Irvin very kindly edited it down to the form presented here from a much longer piece. Nevertheless, the moment passed and it was never published. I still find the subject fascinating and thought Afterworders might enjoy reading the piece.)

In September 1959, an inmate of Mississippi State Penitentiary named James Carter led his fellows in singing a work song, ‘Po’ Lazarus’, while chopping wood. In the vicinity with his tape recorder to hand that day, making field recordings for a series of albums on the American south, was Alan Lomax. Forty-one years later that recording made its way onto the five-million selling soundtrack to the American-made film Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Two years after that, Mr Carter, by now aged 76, was tracked down and handed a royalty cheque for $20,000 - with the promise of much, much more to come. It was a heart-warming tale.

Right now, the British Phonographic Industry (BPI) desperately need a story like that, with one slight twist: they need a similarly successful film made in Britain and featuring a song performed 51 years ago, not 41, and they need its long-forgotten performer to cruelly miss out on the windfall that would have eased his twilight years. He would do so because of the ‘50 year copyright rule‘ on recorded sound, after which time the performance enters the public domain. The BPI need this kind of human interest, morally outrageous scenario because to date their campaign to influence the British Government to extend that term (it’s 50 years in the EU countries, recently extended to 95 in the US and elsewhere at various points in between) has been a failure.

The BPI Campaign

First up out of the trenches, with a Financial Times piece in April 2006, was Jethro Tull’s Ian Anderson - an erudite man, known to be scrupulous in administering the royalty arrangements of the many individuals who have played in his band from 1968 onwards. Part of his argument - which also involved the imminent death of new music if big record labels didn’t have the sales of 50 year old records to fund it - was that soon ‘various band members… will no longer be entitled to any income from their performances. For some, such monies account for all, or nearly all, of their current income.’ An emotive point.

The panel of experts on www.FT.com ’s New Technology Forum disagreed: ‘The original Jethro Tull, an 18th Century agricultural pioneer, seems to have been keen that others could build on his innovations,’ said James Boyle, Professor of Law, ‘because he realised that he had built on the innovations of his predecessors… Countries with shorter copyright terms have produced remarkable amounts of creative work, extension is not positively correlated with the development of new music. If funding new talent [a central plank of the BPI’s argument] was our social goal, extending copyright is a remarkably silly way to do it… What Mr Anderson’s proposal would do is to lock up all of our musical heritage, in order to benefit the tiny fragment which still has a commercial market.’

Or, as Boyle’s co-panelist and fellow Professor Thomas W. Hazlett put it: ‘As much as I’ve enjoyed Jethro Tull… musical appreciation for aged rock stars, or their heirs, does not make a compelling case for extending copyright term.’

Next into the ring was Sir Cliff Richard, wealthy and with a still healthy career, giving interviews in November 2006, ahead of the Government-commissioned Gowers report into the matter. Sir Cliff grabbed headlines but delivered no killer blow on the mass sympathy front. It was, however, a triumph compared to phase three: Simply Red’s Mick Hucknall writing on the subject in the Guardian later that month and generating a truly astonishing amount of invective from readers, viewable on the paper’s website. Despite a BPI-commissioned poll that showed that 62% of those polled believed British artists should receive the same copyright protection as the US counterparts (one can just imagine the loaded wording of the question), the campaign was less recruiting the public, more annoying them - ‘What? Tax exile rock stars wanting more money?!’

Who started all this?

Understanding the nature of copyright is at the heart of this. Copyright was never intended, anywhere in the world, as a perpetual monopoly or indefinite pension. It was designed to give the creator of a commercial product a marketplace advantage for a given period of time. The Queen Anne Statute of 1709 was the first British copyright law, rescuing authors from a nefarious monopoly by printers, giving them a grand 14 years head-start; in the US the first law was in 1790, also for 14 years. It’s been creeping ever upwards in the US in recent years thanks to the lobbying and political donations clout of huge corporations with vested interests and despite vigorous opposition from a broad church of public domain proselytisers - from various law professors downwards.

The analogy that copyright in a musical performance is equivalent to owning a house and having someone take it off you after 50 years is inappropriate. Rather, it’s like a kid building a go-kart, keeping it to himself for a while but later allowing the rest of the kids in the street to play with it while still occasionally using it himself. The go-kart builder would still be recognised as the builder and benefactor, but it would effectively become the whole street‘s machine, enriching the social experience of all concerned and maybe inspiring others to try building their own version. And of course the original builder could always build another bigger and better one for himself, and eventually pass it on too. Copyright is, in essence, a bargain between the creator and society. One man’s fair deal is, of course, another’s Faustian pact.

But how did this recent debate start? Well, in December 2005, the UK government asked Andrew Gowers, a former editor of the Financial Times, to undertake, in his words ‘an examination of Britain’s system of intellectual property (IP), how it is coping with the pace of change in the global economy, and what can be done to ensure that it remains fit for purpose.’ In December 2006, heralded by a flurry of pre-emptive pleadings from the BPI, Sir Cliff et al, Gowers delivered his recommendations. Amid all the dry trademarks and patents arcanery, grabbing the attention was that 50 year limit - a line in the sand after which the work, be it by Elvis, the Beatles or Uncle Tom Cobbley, becomes freely available for commercial exploitation by labels other than the one which first funded the recording or, indeed, by anyone at all with a CD writer and a pitch at a car boot sale.

The limit applies to the entity of the recorded performance alone, not the publishing right of the song being performed. UK songwriters, like authors, enjoy ownership of their work, and royalties deriving from it, for their lifetime plus 70 years thereafter (for their heirs) - which is similar to the current rights of songwriters and authors in the USA and practically everywhere else.

In short, if Paul and Ringo outlive the Beatles’ catalogue drifting into the public domain, Paul will still be entitled to songwriting royalties (shared with his publishers) from the sale of every CD/MP3/yet-to-be-invented-format but neither he nor Ringo will receive a penny - including, incidentally, from any continuing sales on their original EMI label, unless they choose to be generous - for their role as performers. Those who argue for parity of term for both writers and performers will, most compellingly perhaps, point out that when the law was first framed songwriters earned their money from sheet music sales - records were for many years a novelty item; now, of course, the relationship is symbiotic - each one, it could be argued, relies on the other

This looming situation - which, frankly, has been enshrined in law since 1911 so it’s not as if someone has suddenly moved the goalposts - may have catastrophic repercussions for the record industry or it may simply alter the balance between major label supremacy and niche market independents; it may well cause hardship for some individuals with a distant record-making past and the lack of a subsequent ’proper job’ or proper pension (just how big, one wonders, is this emotively resonant group?); and yet, setting aside the moral issue of whether cutting off an income stream for both the originating record label and originating artist is ‘fair’, it may also benefit in the long run the consumer in terms of both the range and quality of products deriving from recordings made before the 50 year cut-off point.

Crucially, from the government’s point of view, while some individual businesses - the likes of catalogue-rich giants like EMI, SonyBMG and Universal - and some individual artists and former artists may suffer, the business of recorded music in total, the innovation and creativity within it and the competition within the marketplace will be refreshed and maybe even enhanced. (Though quite why, bar free samples for hip-hop acts, music itself needs to be free for other musicians to build upon its innovations remains a fair question.) That, at least, was the thrust of Gowers’ report.

A Mickey Mouse Issue?

In the classical music world, particularly with the advent and ongoing improvements in digital remastering technology, there has long been a healthy trade in restored historic performances - sourced from pre-war shellac, post-war vinyl and previously unissued broadcast transcriptions. Such commercial activity is hardly going to make anyone rich, as James Jolly, Editor-in-Chief of classical music bible The Gramophone readily agrees, but it’s a corner of the music business which can be viewed, in a sense, as ‘publicly sponsored’ archivism for the general good:

‘When, say, EMI no longer has a particular recording from its deep catalogue available in any format,’ says Jolly, ‘yet criticises [a specialist label like] Naxos for reissuing it, it does make Naxos look like it’s doing a service to the consumer – which it probably is! There is a huge appetite for recordings of the greats of the past: so often first recordings [of key repertoire] have a quality that is unique and remains unassailable, however old they are - viz. Pablo Casals’ Bach cello suites, now available on numerous labels in addition to the original company’s remastering. There are a few companies who thrive entirely on reissuing out-of-copyright material: their USP is nearly always the quality of transfer, which, in some cases, is superior to that originating company’s – who use master tapes.’

Within popular music there are also labour-of-love driven labels dealing with particular areas of public domain music of yore, such as Document - whose aim is to, literally, document every recorded slab of pre-war blues there is - but the problem becomes morally thorny when that public domain period approaches the border, currently 1957, where many of those who created the music are still alive and, as the BPI and its allies attest, deserving of just reward.

Nevertheless, as Gowers pithily put it, ‘after ploughing through more than 500 detailed submissions from interested parties, my review has concluded that the system is not ‘broke’ and does not need a big fix.’

Gowers rejected the BPI mantra of extension to 95 years, in line with America after the controversial ‘Sonny Bono Copyright term Extension Act‘ of 1998, alternately known as ‘the Mickey Mouse protection act’, having been largely driven by Disney dollars for fear of The Mouse ‘going public‘ in 2004 - although there is a body of legal opinion in the US that owing to certain administrative oversights by Disney in the 1920s, Mickey Mouse may already be a public domain character. But God help the first guy over the wall with an unauthorised cartoon.

In a subsequent interview Gowers said that he ‘could have made a case for reducing it based on the economic arguments’, but opted for the ‘politically prudent’ course of not poking the bear. As he well knew, the whole matter would be looked at by the EU - where 50 years is widely accepted, and harmonisation of such rights the goal - so any unilateral UK term reduction would have been futile and certain to be reversed by EU treaty obligations.

In early December 2006, 4,500 artists put their names to a newspaper advert calling for an extension - the likes of Sir Paul McCartney and U2 lining up with the Beverley Sisters and Dame Kiri Te Kanawa - waiting for the Government’s formal reaction to Gowers. In January 2007, an EU report agreed with the 50 year term, arguing that any extension would prolong the major labels’ market dominance ’to the detriment of competition’. On May 1st 2007, tied into the 50th anniversary of Lonnie’s Donegan’s chart-topping ‘Cumberland Gap’, an Early Day Motion signed by 88 MPs urged the Government to plead with the European Commission on the ‘iniquity’ of the situation. Later that month, a Commons Culture, Media & Sport Select Committee report put individual compassion before business arguments, suggesting that Gowers had failed to give appropriate weight to the ‘moral right’ of Sir Cliff to retain ownership of his 1958 performance on ‘Move It’ for his lifetime, and concluding that an extension to 70 years should cover this.

Denouement

Lined up against the BPI, Sir Cliff and the rest in all this were a curious collection of institutions and individuals: the British Library (concerned at preservation restrictions on within-copyright holdings); the Open Rights Group and its poster boy, Blur’s Dave Rowntree; Louis Barfe, author of Where Have All The Good Times Gone? The Rise And Fall Of The Record Industry (who singled out, rightly, the appalling VFM and packaging of the Beatles albums on CD as an example of how anyone else could do the job better given the chance - as vintage-vinyl-mastered Japanese bootlegs already prove); and the Institute For Public Policy Research think-tank, whose Kay Withers memorably called the issue ‘the Goldlilocks problem’ - a case of the Government having to protect copyright at a level that is ‘not too much, not too little, but just right.’

‘Aside from throwing TV's out of hotel windows,’ says Dave Rowntree, ‘there are two main jobs in pop music - writing it, and playing it. Playing is by far the easier half, and this was recognised when copyright law was first implemented. Composing needs far more creative effort, so composers were given a longer copyright term to earn more money. It is interesting that many of the people that complain that this is unfair don't write their own music.

‘In any case, the right to earn from making music is a privilege given to musicians by society. Obviously musicians want to be able to earn from each piece for as long as possible, but it's the public that has to keep putting their hands in their pockets. If musicians and record
companies have more money then everyone else has less money. Extending copyright is one way of encouraging this cashflow by the back door. The industry has tried to sell term extension to the public by couching it in the language of 'protection' but sadly it is profits they are trying to protect, not artists. As many creative industries have found, if major labels looked after the artists, the profits would look after themselves.’

By April 2007 Ian Anderson had discussed the issues with Gordon Brown, while the broadcast royalties collection agency Phonographic Performance Ltd (PPL) compiled an exclusive CD entitled Copyright Gap (inspired by Lonnie Donegan’s soon-to-go-public 1957 hit ‘Cumberland Gap’) and featuring major acts like the Beatles, the Who and Led Zeppelin (ironically, their notorious Willie Dixon copyright-busting ’Whole Lotta Love’) which was sent as a lobbying device to MPs.

In what looked like a last throw of the public-sympathy dice, the BPI fronted up the widow of Lonnie Donegan, whose prolific hit-making career spanned 1956-62. Lonnie was a great performer right up to his death in 2002 and surely held in fond regard by the masses. I personally saw him twice towards the end, playing to huge crowds and the tickets weren’t cheap - he had a good innings, and an Indian Summer to his career, and that was delightful to see. But Mrs Donegan (aged 50) scored a spectacular own goal with her pleadings of imminent poverty: ‘Someone like Lonnie works all his life and then there’s nothing at the end of it,’ she told The Times, ‘not even a pension… People say I must be a millionaire but, no, the royalties were just enough to get by.’ Oh? And what were they? £30,000 - £40,000 a year apparently. I earn, as a librarian, half of that and I still manage to contribute to a private pension: why the hell didn’t Lonnie? Did he think the world owed him a living in perpetuity?

‘Welcome to the real world,’ said one of many similarly disgusted readers on the paper’s web forum; ‘My old man’s a musician, he gets paid for 50 years,’ snarled Jack Malvern in the paper’s Thunderer editorial column, going on to suggest that Mrs Donegan might consider getting a job. ‘Donegan knew the terms of his contract,’ it went on. ‘If he thought them unfair he could have taken another job. Plumbing, say, or teaching. Do plumbers get a royalty every time someone turns on a tap? Do teachers get a share of their high-flying pupils’ future income? Of course they don’t.’

And then finally… in July 2007, the UK Government responded to the deliberations of both Gowers and the Culture Committee and rejected any extension beyond 50 years, saying that such ‘would have a negative impact on the balance of trade and that it would not increase incentives to create new works’. It also noted, testily, that the BPI’s issue of wanting parity with the US was not the like-for-like it seemed, as ‘although royalties were payable for longer there, the total amount was likely to be similar - or possibly less - as there were fewer revenue streams available under the US system.’ An example of this would be the use of background music in bars and restaurants - revenue is collected for such useage in the UK, but not in the US. With this sop of wisdom, that the grass over there isn’t as green as you think it is, the 50 year coffin was nailed. The BPI will take it to the European Commission - whose judgment the UK Government has pledged to accept - but without their own Government on side they’re wasting their time.

Mastering The Problem?

‘Is it true that if we just struck a tambourine on any old recording we would extend its copyright from the day that the tambourine was added? I believe the law says it is,’ muses Ace Records’ Roger Armstrong. He may well be right - although the prospect of a load of ‘50s pop classics suddenly developing shiny new 21st Century percussion parts feels like a loophole so yah-boo-look-at-me as to indanger the credibility of the records/artists in question if taken too far. That said, Armstrong’s musing is based on a genuine 2002 repair, by an original member of the Zombies, to an incomplete master of ‘She’s Not There’ (1964) for Ace‘s Zombie Heaven box set, thereby extending its copyright to 2052. But this ‘manoevre’ may only work if undertaken while the original work is still in copyright - commentators generally feel that once a piece has slipped into public domain hell it remains, like Euridice, irretrievable from Hades however much Orpheus may weep, wail or indeed bang on his tambourine.

A more profound question - as yet unanswered in UK case law - is whether digital (re)mastering, be it undertaken within or without of the 50 year safety zone, results in a legally ‘new’ master. It all boils down to the interpretation of whether the process constitutes the earnest exercise of ‘skill and judgement’ or whether (as was the case of mastering vinyl in the analogue era) it is merely a technical process, transferring sound from one medium to another. Remixing is already generally viewed as safely through that gate - even though a fool could remix a basic two-track 1950s tape badly, whereas anyone remotely familiar with the technical complexities, creative decision-making options and near-miraculous potential for sonic enhancement in digital mastering would surely regard it as the blacker of the two arts.

‘Our legal advice is that a digital copy is a new master and so acquires a copyright from the date it is produced,’ says Armstrong, ‘therefore if I master something, put it on a CD and someone lifts it then they’re lifting a new copyright not an old one. If they go back to, say, BB King’s original [pre-50 year] 78s and copy them onto CD then its their master and they can do that - but if they go and lift the material from my CD, with recordings I’ve taken from the original acetates [by arrangement with the artist and the original label] and have spent time and money cleaning up, then they, we believe, are breaching my copyright. The one remaining moot point, though, is whether the music in question has been mastered and received that ‘new copyright’ within 50 years. A very moot point.’

It’s that Orpheus and Euridice question again: once gone over the line, can a sound recording ever be ’rescued’ by a new copyright? Over in America, recent case law involving Capitol/EMI trying to stop classical budget label Naxos - a successful and respected worldwide business who deal in new recordings and licensed reissues as well as ‘historic’ public domain releases - selling a CD featuring 1930s EMI recordings by Pablo Casals and Yehudi Menuhin, suggests not. At least, not there.

In this case, Capitol had the very same performances available on CD themselves though, embarrassingly, reviewers had lauded the substantial improvement in sound on the Naxos remasterings taken from original 78s (from the collection at Yale University Library). Capitol alleged unfair competition, misappropriation of property, unjust enrichment and copyright infringement. In 2002 the court in New York threw out these charges, noting the ’labour, skill and artistic choices’ involved in Naxos’ remastering, the fact that they’d used freely available 78s and even suggesting that Naxos’ restorations had possibly even ‘revived the relevant market in historical classical performances to Capitol’s benefit’. And furthermore, ‘the Naxos restorations help ensure that quality historic performances are commercially available for the present generation and well preserved for the next.’ Capitol appealed on the basis of New York ‘common law’ - the body of unwritten civil law created by court rulings - and two years later the judge ruled that ‘New York provides common law copyright protection to sound recordings not covered by the federal copyright act [of 1972], regardless of the public domain status in the UK, if the alleged act of infringement occurred in New York.’ Naxos withdrew that particular CD from American stores.

Though specific only to New York state, the ruling is believed to establish a precedent probably applicable to all the US states. American copyright law is fiendishly complex. There was, incredibly, no federal copyright law protecting sound recordings before 1972, rather a patchwork of state common law (like that tested by Capitol vs. Naxos). As of now, since the Sonny Bono extension law, it’s generally believed that there is basically no commercially released sound recording since 1923 that can be regarded as public domain. A remarkable turnaround from the 19th Century free-for-all scene that Dickens so railed against.

‘The American system is weird,’ says Roger Armstrong, ‘in that pre 1972, with no copyright law, it’s essentially based on a kind of ‘unfair competition’ over there, which does hold sway. The unfair competition principle basically says, ‘You’re the guy who made the record, you’re the guy who spent the money, you’re the guy who stores the tapes and therefore it’s unfair that somebody else takes that and profits by it’.’

But back in the UK, and dealing with ‘enhancements’ mind-bogglingly hard to grasp to the layman - and yet with implications which make life tougher for the most adventurous parts of the already ailing classical music industry, let alone (potentially) parts of the pop world - is the curious case of Dr Lionel Sawkins vs. Hyperion Records, heard in the UK High Court in 2004, won by Sawkins and unsuccessfully appealed by Hyperion.

In essence, the question was this: did Sawkins, an expert on the music of 17th Century French choral composer Michel-Richard De Lalande, employed for a set fee by Hyperion to prepare modern performing editions of certain Lalande works to appear on their 2002 release Music For The Sun King, have any copyright over these editions (essentially, ‘translations’ into modern musical notation from various arcanely notated sources) and consequently any right to demand royalties, as he believed to be the case?

Remarkably, to many observers, the law was on his side. In a judgement that remains rather hard to get one’s non-legalistic head around - like the mathematical paradox of degress of infinity within a still greater infinity - Appeal Court judge Lord Justice Mummery concluded that even though Sawkins’ contributions to the scores were editorial rather than compositional, he had in fact ‘created’ something that had not existed before… and even though Sawkins himself had expressly declared that he had not rewritten, arranged or typographically interfered with the music, which remained entirely Lalande’s. Of course, only one of them is currently available to collect the royalties - except that Hyperion, obviously, withdrew the disc and now everyone in the classical scene is terrified of employing an academic expert to edit neglected repertoire, which means a less rich musical landscape for listeners and performers. Ironically, Dr Sawkins - the world authority on Lalande - has probably ensured that, realistically, very little of the man’s music will ever be heard again.

‘I think,’ says The Gramophone’s James Jolly, ‘the Sawkins affair has made the industry more aware of rights over editions. Increasingly companies demand that the artists involved in a recording either negotiate the rights themselves, buy out the edition rights or do it themselves and make no claim for the edition.’

Where this may offer a glimmer of hope to the likes of Ace Records in their painstaking remasterings of vintage rhythm’n’blues, rock’n’roll and soul music (almost always from American sources, which must be some kind of irony) is in the fact that Sawkins was being granted a copyright by the Appeal Court substantially on the basis of his expenditure of expertise and man hours - attributes Ace’s mastering engineers will certainly identify with. Whether the principle is transferable from sheet-music reconstruction to sound reconstruction - both essentially taking something which already exists, applying skill to it and re-presenting it in a way that is simultaneously authentic and yet, crucially, something which has not existed before - is yet to be determined. And if/when it is, Ace Records and no doubt other labels-of-integrity in the vintage music world, such as hillbilly/rock’n’roll/calypso specialist Bear Family (labels who both, incidentally, pay royalties to licensor labels and artists regardless of the 50 year thing) will be coming after a lot of rip-off merchants. They know who they are.

Nevertheless, with the Sawkins affair one precedent has now already been set: it is possible for someone to copyright a piece of music in the public domain, at least in terms of its publishing rather than performance rights. And precisely where the bar is set for that to happen - one grace note applied to a traditional tune, perhaps? - is anyone’s guess. With exquisite circularity, Lord Justice Mummery, in his days as a humble QC in 1969, had given counsel to Transatlantic Records on a matter that may seem completely unrelated but in fact pirouettes around the same infinitesimal points of law: the case of Bert Jansch vs. Led Zeppelin on the question of whether the Jimmy Page-credited ‘Black Mountain Side’ on Led Zeppelin (Atlantic, 1969) was a blood relative of Jansch’s highly distinctive arrangement of the Irish traditional song ‘Blackwater Side’, on Jack Orion (Transatlantic, 1966). The unknown quantity being this: was it possible in law to copyright an arrangement/version/interpretation of a public domain piece of music? At the time, Transatlantic blinked first and the question never got to court. But 36 years later, Mr Mummery is clearly satisfied the answer was, and is, yes.

Use it or lose it?

Another question related to the 50 year limit concerns neglected recordings languishing in major label vaults often for many years before the 50 year line is crossed. In many cases, the very same artists the BPI are suddenly so concerned about could do with the modest income an ‘official’ re-release of their old work would generate.

‘This isn’t BPI policy,’ says Roger Armstrong, ‘but my personal view is there should be a ‘use it or lose it’ rule with vintage music still within copyright, where the copyright owning label has to make some kind of response to an approach from the artist or a license request from another label if the copyright owners themselves don’t want to put something out.’

One example is the situation encountered by 1956-63 hit-making crooner, and UK Eurovision entry for 1962, Ronnie Carroll, who these days enjoys periodic parliamentary candidature for ’Rainbow’ George Weiss’ Vote For Yourself/Make Politicians History Party: ’A few years back,’ says Roger Armstrong, ‘Ronnie went to Universal [who own his Philips label releases] and said, ‘Look, you guys, you’re not putting my stuff out,’ and they said, ‘There’s no market for it’. And he said, ‘Well, I think there is - I can sell it at my gigs’. And eventually they gave his catalogue back to him.’

Ronnie found that two self-generated CDs of his vintage material were viable and in 2005 released a well-received comeback album.

In similar vein, another ‘business model’ we will probably be seeing a lot more of involves an active collaboration between a vintage artist with a potentially higher level of ‘mileage’ in their near-50-year-old work and the label who owns it - a case of going for one last big sell before the out-of-copyright guys have their way. It doesn’t take a genius to note the timing of British rock’n’roll pioneer Marty Wilde’s ‘50th anniversary’ album back in April 2007, Born To Rock’N’Roll - The Greatest Hits, released in collaboration with Universal - featuring all his key vintage material (hits spanning 1958-62) plus two new tracks, TV advertised and accompanied by an extensive UK tour, media interviews and a decent website (www.martywilde.com). The result being that by now - with a heavily-promoted, artist-endorsed album that made the UK Top 20 - the vast majority of people who want Wilde’s old material on CD will now have it, with both artist and copyright-owning label benefiting - to the chagrin of public domain operators lurking just on the other side of that calendrical line in the sand. As portly menhir salesman Obelix notes in Obelix & Co, a brilliantly observed poke at capitalism in the Asterix series, menhirs don’t wear out very quickly: once people have one, they generally don’t need another. Ditto, one suspects, a Marty Wilde hits collection.

One door closes, another one opens

‘It is good that authors should be remunerated,’ said Thomas Babbington Macauley, addressing parliament in 1841, ‘and the least exceptionable way of remunerating them is by a monopoly. Yet monopoly is an evil. For the sake of the good we must submit to the evil; but the evil ought not to last a day longer than is necessary for the purpose of securing the good.’

Heady stuff, couched in the earnest language of its day, but undoubtedly paraphrased less diplomatically as ‘I wish those bastards would stop ripping me off’ by Charles Dickens on his lecture tours of the States - the stadium rock events of his day - where he would routinely find everyone and his dog flogging unauthorised copies of his books, entirely within the law of that land - the land ‘of the free’. Sir Walter Scott, he believed, had been driven to bankruptcy and an early grave thanks to the rampant American bootlegging of his works. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, moving into the 20th Century, was another victim of America’s refusal - relenting only in 1986 - to sign the 1887 Berne Convention, protecting author, composer and visual artist copyrights internationally.

Even JRR Tolkien, in 1965 for goodness sake, found himself embattled with Ace Books, a cheapo Sci-Fi publisher, over an unauthorised - yet apparently, thanks to bookbinding anomalies and registration oversights by his authorised US publisher Houghton Mifflin/Ballantine, perfectly legal - edition of his Lord Of The Rings trilogy. It was only constant pressure from fans and the US media over the course of a year, on the ethics of this opportunism, which obliged Ace Books to not only desist but to pay Tolkien voluntary royalties (amounting to $9000) for their 150,000 copies sold. Where there is money to be had, there will always be vultures circling, and it was to be as late as a 1992 district court case in New York against a local book distributor that JRR’s son and literary executor Christopher finally, definitively settled the lingering question marks - quite baffling at this remove - over the legitimacy of The Lord Of The Rings’ US copyright.

So how does this relate to the 50 year music copyright question? Well, the Ace Books affair may offer a glimpse of how things might pan out not only for Ace Records (no relation) and its peers at the quality end of the reissues industry, but also for individual artists of sufficient vintage. What it proved was the intelligence and integrity of the general public not to be fed a crappy, morally questionable copy of something that exists in a more ‘authentic’ or better produced version elsewhere. The only action within Professor Tolkien’s power during the months of uncertainty, when it looked as if his masterpiece was forever doomed to the public domain, was to urge word of mouth support through correspondance with his American readers and to have a notice printed in the official paperback stating that, ‘This paperback edition, and no other, has been published with my consent and co-operation. Those who approve of courtesy (at least) to living authors will purchase it and no other.’ As Wayne G. Hammond and Christina Scull relate in The JRR Tolkien Companion & Guide (2006), ‘Altogether this produced a groundswell of opinion in Tolkien’s favour which seriously undercut sales of the Ace edition, even though the Ballantine Lord Of The Rings was more expensive by 20 cents per volume.’

All this, remember, was achieved decades before the empowering immediate communication facility of the internet. The only other possible difference, though, is whether our sense of ethics as a people have changed. I’d like to think that by and large they haven’t. If a regular, knowledgeable customer of Ace Records or any of the other labels who are passionate about presenting vintage music in lovingly packaged form, using the best sound sources and painstaking mastering, were to be faced with, say, an Ace product at £10.99 and a minimally packaged £2.99 variation on the same thing from Del Boy Records Inc. (which may or may not have ripped off the mastered sound from the Ace disc), I’d like to think that a viable number of those interested would support the Ace version. Sure, most of us aren’t rich, but we’re not stupid either.

‘Like any business,’ says Roger Armstrong, ‘you work at the margins. With all this very old stuff you’re going to sell 1500 - 2500 of most of it, with a following wind. Given the money we spend getting the audio right, the first 1000-1200 just pays the bills. If we sell 1500 it’s the 300 which makes it worth doing for us. If the out-of-copyright labels eat into that 300 I’m eventually going to get discouraged and stop doing it anymore. This ‘music should be free, man’ thing is like a really bad hangover from the ‘60s. I don’t know why they pick on music - why not free books or whatever?’

The same Tolkien vs. Ace Books principle of mobilising the right-thinking public applies, even more so, to individual artists. There is absolutely nothing to stop Sir Cliff Richard - and Sir Paul and Ringo when their time comes - from releasing editions of their own public domain works or, like Marty Wilde, engineer a dazzling cusp-of-threshold final payday - with their own bells and whistles in terms of packaging and mastering with, say, a newly recorded track as additional incentive which they alone can provide. Casual buyers, of course, may prefer the £2.99 stuff, and that in itself helps British business in the way the Government see the bigger picture, but maybe that person would never buy a full price CD of that artist’s work anyway - it’s an extra sale, not a lost one. But if you really loved and knew an artist’s work and respected their right to profit from it, would you not willingly want to honour them, and no opportunist rival, by buying direct?

And if the BPI and their mobilised raft of millionaire rock stars are really so concerned, might it not be wiser - instead of pursuing the surely now futile cause of UK copyright extension - to establish some kind of fund, from major label and rich rock star donations, to help the less fortunate vintage musicians who genuinely need the modest sums their reissued public domain recordings would bring in - or, in a more dramatic scenario, the potentially vast sums involved in a Moby-esque situation whereby an out of copyright performance by a still living performer is used as the basis for a huge-selling/advertiser-licensed new work by someone else. Such help needn’t be in cash necessarily, but in providing, say, an easy one-stop service to help a given vintage artist create artist-authorised CDs and market them via an industry-supported retail website. A place where everyone purchasing would know the money was going straight to the artist - the music equivalent of Fair Trade coffee: a higher price, perhaps, but plenty of ethical, informed consumers make it work. It’s only an idea, but it would cost the industry and the likes of Sir Cliff, Sir Paul and the rest peanuts to make it happen. The copyright fight, like it or not, is probably over lads - if you really care about the likes of Ronnie Carroll and his peers, start thinking outside the box.

For those artists whose work falls into the public domain in their lifetime, it comes down to this: getting the record buying public onside, buying your product not someone else’s (even if you are, in a sense, in competition with ‘yourself’). And that, after all, is what being a record-making artist is all about and always has been. You make your record and you take your chance. The world doesn’t owe you, me or anyone else a living. Life’s not fair, but we can all, to a degree, make our own luck. As Elvis once said, it’s now or never.

(with thanks to James Jolly, Roger Armstrong and Dave Rowntree)

The Frantic Four Ride Again

Picture the scene. It's March 1976. Or, to be more precise 14th March 1976, a Sunday, one week before my 15th birthday. I'm about to attend my first ever rock concert and the excitement is unbearable. I've had the tickets for about a month after qeueing for hours outside the same venue from about 7am on a cold and wet Sunday morning. The venue is the Cardiff Capitol Theatre which was mostly used as a cinema and to host rock and pop concerts. It was also the venue where eleven years previously, The Beatles had played the last show of their last ever UK tour(12th December 1965. )The only time I've ever seen live music has been on holidays in Minehead Butlins, which is ironic really as the two guitarists of the band I'm about to see, first met at Minehead in 1965. The band I'm about to see, the band I've loved for about three years and are totally obsessed with are Status Quo.

I've loved them ever since my brother lent me his cassette of the Hello album. That was it I was hooked. I bought each album as it came out:Quo, On The Level, Blue For You and bought the previous albums, Piledriver and Dog of Two Head. I was too young to see them in other years but by 1976 I was ready.

We take our seats, it is a theatre after all, and the mostly male audience, me included, all look the same;long hair and denim. I've never seen so much denim in one place it's scary. There is a support act, Shanghai, but no one is interested. We have only come to see The Quo. As everyone is seated during the support act, I expect the same for Quo;how wrong I am. The tension starts to build after the band go off and the Quo oh oh oh oh chorus starts kicking in. They seem to keep us waiting ages, but eventually the lights go down, there is an enormous cheer, and everyone is up on their seats. The whole of the stalls is actually standing on the seat chairs. I've never experienced anything like it, the atmosphere is electric. Four silhouettes appear on the stage. It's them I cry to my mate who has never been to a concert before. We hear a drum beat or two and a chug chug of guitars as they find their chords. The assault on the senses then starts and the next two hours would change my life. The first thing to hit me was the noise. God it was loud, it was like being plugged into the mains. Then to see the band onstage and in the flesh was like a dream. Rossi looking as thin as a rake and about seven foot tall was running around like a madman whilst playing ridiculously fast solos and not missing a note. Parfitt with his blond curly hair looked like a greek God and was hammering at his Fender Telecaster. Lancaster's bass was booming and Coghlan with his enormous drum kit was keeping it all together. It was the best two hours of my life so far. By the end of the show I was exhausted. How the band could do this every night I just don't know.

I saw them again in 1977 and 1979, but by 1981 I had lost interest. The albums had become too well produced and had lost the raw power of their early to mid seventies albums. Also the band were falling apart. John Coghlan left in 1981 and things were never the same. They did The End of the Road tour in 1984, played LIve Aid, then finished. They fell out with Alan Lancaster over the use of the band's name and there were various court cases over it.
Rossi and Parfitt reformed the band with new members in 1986 but I had no interest in them at all. They became a cabaret act and a bit of a national joke, with awful albums and even resorting to covers albums. I have seen them twice in recent years just for old times sake and although it was a good night out nothing will ever beat the atmosphere and excitement of those 70s gigs. You had to be there to understand. Laugh at the modern Quo and slag them off by all means, but the Quo of my teenage years 1972-79, were one of the biggest, loudest and best groups on this planet. If you don't believe me have a listen to the Live album from 1977 which was recorded just seven months after the show I saw.

Why am I writing this?Well, the original line up, The Frantic Four as Rossi christened them, are playing a nine date tour starting next Wednesday in Manchester. I would love to have been able to go to one of these shows, but unfortunately I can't make it. It may be rubbish, it may be embarrassing but somehow I don't think it will be. These are guys who played music for what it should be, fun. They didn't try and save the planet or have any political agenda, but just went out and played good old fashioned rock n roll and boogie woogie. I wish them well.

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Bubbling Under - The Afterword Albums 251-500

By popular demand - this time in sequence - the Afterword Albums 251-500. I haven't untangled equal scores. For example, four albums score 442 points. For the Top 250, I put the one with the highest number of votes in the higher rank on the grounds it had broader support. Here, there are quite a few of equal score & life is too short to sort them out. There are only 200 points separating these 250 albums - less than a point each. So, this list captures the flavour of the voters' preferences just outside of the 'mainstream' (hence, the picture of Wu Tang Clan at 258).

The first number is the album's rank, the second its score & the final one is the number of votes it attracted.

251 447 Clear Spot Captain Beefheart 10
252 444 Wild Wood Paul Weller 8
253 442 Nightclubbing Grace Jones 7
254 442 Reading Writing And Arithmetic Sundays 7
255 442 The Joshua Tree U2 11
256 442 Odyssey and Oracle Zombies 8
257 435 Heaven or Las Vegas Cocteau Twins 10
258 434 Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) Wu-Tang Clan 6
259 433 Made in Japan Deep Purple 7
260 432 Too-Rye-Ay Dexys Midnight Runners 7
261 424 Armed Forces Elvis Costello & The Attractions 6
262 424 Purple Rain Prince & The Revolution 8
263 423 Violator Depeche Mode 7
264 422 Feats Don't Fail Me Now Little Feat 7
265 420 John Wesley Harding Bob Dylan 6
266 420 Singles Going Steady Buzzcocks 10
267 419 Fire & Water Free 7
268 418 #1 Record Big Star 10
269 418 Workers’ Playtime Billy Bragg 7
270 417 The Piper at the Gates of Dawn Pink Floyd 7
271 416 Being There Wilco 8
272 415 If I Should Fall From Grace With God Pogues 8
273 414 Seventh Tree Goldfrapp 7
274 414 Late For The Sky Jackson Browne 8
275 414 Some Girls Rolling Stones 8
276 413 Grevious Angel Gram Parsons 8
277 412 Blues Breakers John Mayall with Eric Clapton 5
278 411 The Dreaming Kate Bush 5
279 409 Buffalo Springfield Again Buffalo Springfield 7
280 408 Blur Blur 9
281 405 Roxy Music Roxy Music 11
282 402 Aqualung Jethro Tull 8
283 402 Arthur, or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire The Kinks 6
284 399 Appetite For Destruction Guns'n'Roses 8
285 398 I Just Can’t Stop It The Beat 9
286 395 Leaders of the Free World Elbow 5
287 395 Document R.E.M. 7
288 393 Ramones Ramones 7
289 392 Young Americans David Bowie 6
290 391 Stupidity Dr. Feelgood 7
291 389 Giant Steps Boo Radleys 7
292 389 Heaven Up Here Echo & The Bunnymen 8
293 388 The Smiths Smiths 7
294 384 If You're Feeling Sinister Belle & Sebastian 6
295 383 American III: Solitary Man Johnny Cash 6
296 383 Strangeways Here We Come Smiths 6
297 382 Tunnel of Love Bruce Springsteen
 6
298 380 Vespertine Björk 6
299 380 Maria McKee Maria McKee 7
300 378 The Sun Sessions Elvis Presley 5
301 378 Birds of Fire Mahavishnu Orchestra 7
302 378 Argus Wishbone Ash 8
303 377 Give 'Em Enough Rope The Clash 5
304 377 Entertainment! Gang of Four 5
305 376 Discipline King Crimson 6
306 376 The Impossible Bird Nick Lowe 6
307 375 Tubular Bells Mike Oldfield 6
308 374 At Folsom Prison Johnny Cash 5
309 373 Otis Blue: Otis Redding Sings Soul Otis Redding 10
310 369 Boys & Girls In America The Hold Steady 7
311 368 Boxer The National 7
312 368 Yankee Hotel Foxtrot Wilco 6
313 367 Untrue Burial 6
314 366 Since I Left You Avalanches 5
315 366 Eli and the Thirteenth Confession Laura Nyro 6
316 365 Ragged Glory Neil Young & Crazy Horse 6
317 365 Good Old Boys Randy Newman 6
318 364 Liquid Swords GZA 5
319 364 Crime Of The Century Supertramp 7
320 363 Rumor and Sigh Richard Thompson 7
321 361 Fun House Stooges 8
322 359 Substance New Order 6
323 356 Crosby, Stills and Nash Crosby, Stills and Nash 6
324 356 Kid A Radiohead 9
325 351 Brutal Youth Elvis Costello & The Attractions 5
326 351 Unhalfbricking Fairport Convention 9
327 350 Abandoned Luncheonette Hall and Oates 7
328 350 In The Court Of The Crimson King King Crimson 6
329 350 Penguin Eggs Nic Jones 6
330 349 The Rise and Fall Madness 5
331 349 You Cant Hide Your Love Forever Orange Juice 5
332 349 Illinois: Come On Feel The Illinoise! Sufjan Stevens 8
333 347 Bellybutton Jellyfish 8
334 347 Stormcock Roy Harper 5
335 346 Raising Sand Robert Plant & Alison Krauss 10
336 345 Back To Black Amy Winehouse 7
337 345 Debut Björk 5
338 345 Get Yer Ya-Yas Out! Rolling Stones 5
339 345 Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space Spiritualized 6
340 345 Sell Out Who 5
341 344 Is This It Strokes 8
342 343 Utopia Parkway Fountains of Wayne 6
343 343 Alligator National 4
344 343 Rattus Norvegicus Stranglers 8
345 342 XTRMNTR Primal Scream 6
346 342 Moving Pictures Rush 6
347 341 Summerteeth Wilco 7
348 340 The Crossing Big Country 6
349 340 Power, Corruption & Lies New Order 7
350 339 Meet Danny Wilson Danny Wilson 5
351 339 Damn The Torpedoes Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers 6
352 335 Essence Lucinda Williams 6
353 333 Joan Armatrading Joan Armatrading 6
354 333 Sketches Of Spain Miles Davis 6
355 333 Let England Shake PJ Harvey 7
356 333 In It For The Money Supergrass 7
357 332 Super Ape Lee "Scratch" Perry & The Upsetters 5
358 332 This Is The Sea Waterboys 5
359 331 Goats Head Soup Rolling Stones 6
360 331 The Colour Of Spring Talk Talk 6
361 331 In A Pagan Place Waterboys 4
362 329 Berlin Lou Reed 7
363 329 Tonight's The Night Neil Young 5
364 328 Avalon Roxy Music 8
365 328 Non-stop Erotic Cabaret Soft Cell 6
366 328 Bang World Party 5
367 325 Axis: Bold As Love Jimi Hendrix Experience 5
368 323 The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan Bob Dylan 8
369 323 New York Dolls New York Dolls 6
370 321 Bless The Weather John Martyn 4
371 321 The Correct Use Of Soap Magazine 6
372 320 Sweetheart of the Rodeo Byrds 8
373 318 Time Out Of Mind Bob Dylan 6
374 318 Safe As Milk Captain Beefheart 7
375 318 Sunken Condos Donald Fagen 6
376 318 Psychocandy Jesus and Mary Chain 5
377 317 The White Room KLF 5
378 317 Nixon Lambchop 6
379 316 Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy) Brian Eno 5
380 316 Common One Van Morrison 6
381 315 Metal Box PiL 7
382 314 The Crane Wife Decemberists 6
383 314 American IV: The Man Comes Around Johnny Cash 6
384 314 Heavy Weather Weather Report 5
385 311 Beautiful Freak Eels 6
386 311 Foxtrot Genesis 7
387 311 Kite Kirsty MacColl 6
388 311 His 'N' Hers Pulp 6
389 311 Infected The The 7
390 310 The Inner Mounting Flame Mahavishnu Orchestra 6
391 309 Blinking Lights & Other Revelations Eels 5
392 306 Elastica Elastica 8
393 305 Fear Of A Black Planet Public Enemy 5
394 305 Other Songs Ron Sexsmith 5
395 304 Ogden’s Nut Gone Flake Small Faces 8
396 302 Another Green World Brian Eno 4
397 302 Ophelia Natalie Merchant 5
398 301 In The Aeroplane Over The Sea Neutral Milk Hotel 6
399 301 The Boatman’s Call Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds 7
400 300 Diamond Dogs David Bowie 5
401 300 New York Lou Reed 8
402 300 I Should Coco Supergrass 8
403 298 Paris 1919 John Cale 6
404 297 Katy Lied Steely Dan 6
405 296 Live at Carnegie Hall Bill Withers 6
406 295 XO Elliott Smith 4
407 294 This Nation’s Saving Grace The Fall 5
408 294 Lust For Life Iggy Pop 5
409 294 Computer World Kraftwerk 8
410 294 Sleeps With Angels Neil Young & Crazy Horse 5
411 294 The Pretenders The Pretenders 10
412 293 Black Love Afghan Whigs 3
413 293 Legend Bob Marley & The Wailers 5
414 293 Daisies Of The Galaxy Eels 6
415 293 1969: The Velvet Underground Live The Velvet Underground 4
416 293 Pink Flag Wire 5
417 292 The Trials of Van Occupanther Midlake 5
418 291 Maxinquaye Tricky 7
419 290 13 Blur 5
420 290 Either/Or Elliott Smith 5
421 290 Sailin Shoes Little Feat 5
422 290 Illmatic Nas 5
423 290 Queen II Queen 4
424 289 Autobahn Kraftwerk 6
425 289 Actually Pet Shop Boys 5
426 288 At Fillmore East The Allman Brothers 5
427 288 The River Bruce Springsteen 8
428 287 The Caution Horses Cowboy Junkies 7
429 287 I Am Earth Wind and Fire 3
430 287 Siamese Dream Smashing Pumpkins 5
431 286 ChangesOneBowie David Bowie 6
432 286 Live at San Quentin Johnny Cash 7
433 284 Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac 6
434 283 If You Want Blood... AC/DC 6
435 283 Eden Everything But The Girl 6
436 282 Endtroducing... DJ Shadow 7
437 282 The Unforgettable Fire U2 7
438 282 Live at Leeds The Who 6
439 281 Blow By Blow Jeff Beck 4
440 277 Don’t Try This at Home Billy Bragg 6
441 277 Trout Mask Replica Captain Beefheart 4
442 276 Souljacker Eels 4
443 275 Manassas Stephen Stills 4
444 275 Suede Suede 9
445 274 Nobody's Perfect The Distractions 4
446 274 Sound Of Lies Jayhawks 4
447 274 Spilt Milk Jellyfish 4
448 274 Christmas and the Beads of Sweat Laura Nyro 5
449 274 77 Talking Heads 5
450 273 The Liberty of Norton Folgate Madness 5
451 273 Ágætis byrjun Sigur Ros 4
452 272 Arrival ABBA 6
453 271 Play Moby 7
454 271 Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend 7
455 270 Off The Wall Michael Jackson 8
456 270 First and Last and Always Sisters Of Mercy 5
457 269 Life’s A Riot With Spy Vs Spy Billy Bragg 4
458 269 Replicas Tubeway Army 3
459 268 Chill Out KLF 4
460 268 There Goes Rhymin' Simon Paul Simon 6
461 268 Want One Rufus Wainwright 4
462 267 Time Out Dave Brubeck Quartet 4
463 267 In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning Frank Sinatra 7
464 267 It's Too Late To Stop Now Van Morrison 5
465 266 The Trinity Session Cowboy Junkies 5
466 266 Hollywood Town Hall Jayhawks 4
467 265 Here Come The Snakes Green On Red 4
468 264 Bachelor No 2 or the last remains of the dodo Aimee Mann 6
469 264 (What's The Story) Morning Glory? Oasis 6
470 264 Architecture and Morality Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark 5
471 264 Live in Europe Rory Gallagher 4
472 263 Native Sons Long Ryders 5
473 261 Please Pet Shop Boys 4
474 260 If I Could Only Remember My Name David Crosby 6
475 260 Vauxhall and I Morrissey 4
476 260 Saturday Night Fever OST Various Artists 5
477 260 Excitable Boy Warren Zevon 7
478 259 Vivadixiesubmarinetransmissionplot Sparklehorse 5
479 258 Welcome to the Pleasuredome Frankie Goes To Hollywood 5
480 258 Steppin' Out with the Grateful Dead: England '72 Grateful Dead 3
481 258 Sir Henry at Rawlinson End Vivian Stanshall 5
482 257 Forbidden Songs Of The Dying West Jackie Leven 3
483 257 Judee Sill Judee Sill 4
484 256 Crocodiles Echo & The Bunnymen 6
485 255 Pieces of The Sky Emmylou Harris 4
486 255 juju Siouxsie & the Banshees 6
487 254 Cosmo’s Factory Creedence Clearwater Revival 5
488 254 Family Entertainment Family 4
489 254 Neither Washington Nor Moscow Redskins 4
490 252 Electronic Electronic 3
491 252 Original Pirate Material Streets 6
492 250 Billion Dollar Babies Alice Cooper 5
493 250 Killer Alice Cooper 6
494 250 Mock Tudor Richard Thompson 4
495 249 Songs for Silverman Ben Folds Five 4
496 248 Expecting To Fly Bluetones 4
497 247 Lucinda Williams Lucinda Williams 6
498 247 Bookends Simon & Garfunkel 6
499 247 Stangers Almanac Whiskeytown 5
500 246 Paul’s Boutique Beastie Boys 4

Top 250 here http://theafterword.co.uk/content/afterword-top-250-albums-results

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Afterword Top 250 Albums - The Results

The results are in. It was madfox’s idea. The thread calling for votes has had the most comments in the era of The Afterword to date. Salwarpe created & populated a spreadsheet & I mangled the numbers.

The thread for the votes is here:
http://theafterword.co.uk/content/afterword-top-100-albums

152 Afterworders voted for 4934 different albums.

The first number is album rank, the second points scored. Then, there is the album title & the artist. The final number is the number of times that album was nominated.

250 447 Tapestry Carole King 9
249 447 Every Picture Tells A Story Rod Stewart 11
248 448 High Land, Hard Rain Aztec Camera 9
247 448 Real Life Magazine 11
246 448 69 Love Songs The Magnetic Fields 7
245 449 Songs of Leonard Cohen Leonard Cohen 8
244 451 In The Land of the Pink and Grey Caravan 9
243 453 The Soft Bulletin The Flaming Lips 9
242 453 Colossal Youth Young Marble Giants 7
241 454 Cupid & Psyche '85 Scritti Politti 12
240 459 Abraxas Santana 7
239 460 Ocean Rain Echo & The Bunnymen 8
238 461 Magical Mystery Tour The Beatles 7
237 464 Transformer Lou Reed 11
236 464 Pink Moon Nick Drake 9
235 465 Goodbye Jumbo World Party 12
234 466 Parklife Blur 12
233 468 Rickie Lee Jones Rickie Lee Jones 9
232 468 Live & Dangerous Thin Lizzy 10
231 469 Soul Mining The The 8
230 470 Meddle Pink Floyd 7
229 472 3+3 The Isley Brothers 9
228 474 Loaded The Velvet Underground 9
227 475 High Violet The National 9
226 480 I’m Your Man Leonard Cohen 10
225 486 English Settlement XTC 11
224 487 Fleet Foxes Fleet Foxes 7
223 489 King Of America The Costello Show 8
222 490 Back In Black AC/DC 10
221 491 Sandinista! The Clash 10
220 492 Definitely Maybe Oasis 11
219 494 Tago Mago Can 9
218 496 HMS Fable Shack 10
217 499 Exodus Bob Marley & The Wailers 9
216 500 Can't Buy A Thrill Steely Dan 8
215 500 Achtung Baby U2 12
214 510 It's A Shame About Ray The Lemonheads 8
213 511 Talking Book Stevie Wonder 11
212 512 The Notorious Byrd Brothers The Byrds 7
211 514 Dire Straits Dire Straits 10
210 514 Truelove's Gutter Richard Hawley 8
209 516 Quadrophenia The Who 11
208 522 Caravanserai Santana 7
207 523 Veedon Fleece Van Morrison 8
206 524 East Side Story Squeeze 11
205 526 Animals Pink Floyd 10
204 528 Blood & Chocolate Elvis Costello & The Attractions 9
203 529 Grace and Danger John Martyn 7
202 531 Scott 4 Scott Walker 14
201 532 Hot Rats Frank Zappa 8
200 532 Deserter's Songs Mercury Rev 10
199 533 Abattoir Blues/The Lyre of Orpheus Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds 11
198 534 Songs for Swingin’ Lovers Frank Sinatra 11
197 535 Stranded Roxy Music 9
196 536 Aerial Kate Bush 12
195 536 Harvest Neil Young 14
194 537 Nebraska Bruce Springsteen
 9
193 538 The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway Genesis 8
192 539 The Holy Bible Manic Street Preachers 9
191 544 Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots The Flaming Lips 10
190 544 The Village Green Preservation Society The Kinks 12
189 547 Songs From Northern Britain Teenage Fanclub 10
188 547 The Yes Album Yes 8
187 552 Plastic Ono Band John Lennon 10
186 558 Technique New Order 10
185 560 Help! The Beatles 11
184 563 Green R.E.M. 12
183 563 Kilimanjaro The Teardrop Explodes 9
182 565 Live! Bob Marley & The Wailers 12
181 569 The Last Record Album Little Feat 9
180 571 Raw Power Iggy & the Stooges 11
179 572 LA Woman The Doors 9
178 574 The Seldom Seen Kid Elbow 8
177 579 Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs Derek and the Dominos 9
176 579 Jordan: The Comeback Prefab Sprout 10
175 581 Heart Of The Congos The Congos 9
174 581 Ram Paul & Linda McCartney 12
173 582 The Wild,The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle Bruce Springsteen 9
172 584 The La's The La's 12
171 589 Surfer Rosa Pixies 8
170 589 Black Sea XTC 11
169 595 Wrecking Ball Emmylou Harris 11
168 596 "Heroes" David Bowie 10
167 601 Something/Anything Todd Rundgren 12
166 602 Something Else By The Kinks The Kinks 9
165 604 Low Life New Order 9
164 605 Together Alone Crowded House 13
163 607 Déjà Vu Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young 13
162 612 Nevermind Nirvana 16
161 615 In My Tribe 10, 000 Maniacs 12
160 619 The Kick Inside Kate Bush 13
159 620 A Wizard A True Star Todd Rundgren 8
158 621 Kimono My House Sparks 11
157 623 Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Elton John 10
156 623 A Love Supreme John Coltrane 10
155 626 Two Sevens Clash Culture 12
154 627 No Other Gene Clark 10
153 647 For Your Pleasure Roxy Music 11
152 652 In a Silent Way Miles Davis 11
151 653 Tusk Fleetwood Mac 14
150 656 The Man Machine Kraftwerk 14
149 658 Moon Safari Air 10
148 658 The Wall Pink Floyd 8
147 660 Setting Sons the Jam 11
146 661 New Gold Dream (81-82-83-84) Simple Minds 14
145 665 It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back Public Enemy 11
144 669 Don't Stand Me Down Dexys Midnight Runners 10
143 669 The Köln Concert Keith Jarrett 10
142 671 Woodface Crowded House 12
141 671 Dog Man Star Suede 11
140 673 Coles Corner Richard Hawley 13
139 674 Screamadelica Primal Scream 12
138 677 My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts Brian Eno & David Bryne 10
137 678 Funeral Arcade Fire 13
136 678 Sound Affects The Jam 12
135 678 Rain Dogs Tom Waits 12
134 680 Car Wheels On A Gravel Road Lucinda Williams 12
133 683 Led Zeppelin III Led Zeppelin 11
132 686 My Aim Is True Elvis Costello 12
131 692 Moondance Van Morrison 13
130 695 Dixie Chicken Little Feat 12
129 697 Are You Experienced The Jimi Hendrix Experience 12
128 700 Beggars Banquet Rolling Stones 13
127 701 Stop Making Sense Talking Heads 14
126 712 A Walk Across The Rooftops The Blue Nile 10
125 714 The Doors The Doors 13
124 719 Surf’s Up The Beach Boys 10
123 721 Murmur R.E.M. 15
122 742 Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not The Arctic Monkeys 13
121 750 Rum, Sodomy & The Lash The Pogues 14
120 752 Loveless My Bloody Valentine 12
119 759 Queen Of Denmark John Grant 15
118 762 Pretzel Logic Steely Dan 14
117 767 Apple Venus Vol. 1 XTC 14
116 769 Aladdin Sane David Bowie 13
115 770 Band on the Run Paul McCartney & Wings 15
114 780 Blue Lines Massive Attack 13
113 781 Heartbreaker Ryan Adams 13
112 785 Swordfishtrombones Tom Waits 15
111 789 The Bends Radiohead 16
110 790 Reckoning R.E.M. 14
109 795 Selling England By The Pound Genesis 13
108 796 Meat is Murder The Smiths 12
107 801 The Velvet Underground & Nico The Velvet Underground 18
106 817 The Specials The Specials 17
105 822 Remain in Light Talking Heads 14
104 825 Fear of Music Talking Heads 14
103 835 Desire Bob Dylan 18
102 837 One World John Martyn 13
101 838 Disintegration The Cure 13
100 838 The Undertones The Undertones 15
99 843 Grand Prix Teenage Fanclub 13
98 844 The Hazards of Love The Decemberists 15
97 848 This Year's Model Elvis Costello & the Attractions 14
96 849 August & Everything After Counting Crows 13
95 850 I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight Richard & Linda Thompson 13
94 851 Time (The Revelator) Gillian Welch 16
93 851 Bridge Over Troubled Water Simon & Garfunkel 18
92 856 Close To The Edge Yes 12
91 857 Electric Warrior T.Rex 16
90 862 Life's Rich Pageant R.E.M. 12
89 864 Fisherman’s Blues The Waterboys 18
88 881 Gold Ryan Adams 14
87 892 Sign O' The Times Prince 14
86 893 Gaucho Steely Dan 12
85 894 Imperial Bedroom Elvis Costello & The Attractions 13
84 894 Horses Patti Smith 15
83 897 Court And Spark Joni Mitchell 18
82 904 The Clash The Clash 16
81 908 Skylarking XTC 15
80 915 Dummy Portishead 19
79 921 Mezzanine Massive Attack 13
78 923 Searching for the Young Soul Rebels Dexys Midnight Runners 16
77 923 Steve McQueen Prefab Sprout 16
76 936 The Lexicon Of Love ABC 17
75 941 All Things Must Pass George Harrison 14
74 952 Everbody Knows This Is Nowhere Neil Young with Crazy Horse 14
73 978 The Royal Scam Steely Dan 15
72 988 In Rainbows Radiohead 14
71 990 Grace Jeff Buckley 17
70 1013 Led Zeppelin II Led Zeppelin 18
69 1015 Let It Bleed The Rolling Stones 21
68 1066 Closer Joy Division 18
67 1078 Songs in the Key of Life Stevie Wonder 18
66 1080 Get Happy!! Elvis Costello & The Attractions 16
65 1083 Countdown To Ecstacy Steely Dan 17
64 1107 All Mod Cons The Jam 19
63 1118 The Hissing of Summer Lawns Joni Mitchell 20
62 1120 Kind of Blue Miles Davis 26
61 1133 Different Class Pulp 19
60 1135 Automatic for the People R.E.M. 21
59 1137 Bringin' It All Back Home Bob Dylan 18
58 1144 Dusty in Memphis Dusty Springfield 20
57 1152 Hounds of Love Kate Bush 20
56 1165 Who's Next The Who 22
55 1174 Rattlesnakes Lloyd Cole and the Commotions 20
54 1182 A Hatful of Hollow The Smiths 21
53 1185 Dare! The Human League 24
52 1189 New Boots & Panties!! Ian Dury 26
51 1195 On The Beach Neil Young 18
50 1197 Station to Station David Bowie 20
49 1213 The Queen is Dead The Smiths 28
48 1227 Marquee Moon Television 29
47 1233 Hats The Blue Nile 17
46 1246 The Nightfly Donald Fagen 20
45 1271 Trans-Europe Express Kraftwerk 23
44 1275 Physical Graffiti Led Zeppelin 23
43 1291 Sticky Fingers The Rolling Stones 23
42 1297 Forever Changes Love 24
41 1305 Blue Joni Mitchell 22
40 1313 After The Gold Rush Neil Young 20
39 1339 Spirit of Eden Talk Talk 21
38 1370 Darkness On The Edge Of Town Bruce Springsteen 21
37 1381 Innervisions Stevie Wonder 26
36 1398 Doolittle Pixies 21
35 1402 Unknown Pleasures Joy Division 22
34 1404 Low David Bowie 21
33 1408 Graceland Paul Simon 26
32 1410 Hejira Joni Mitchell 19
31 1410 Astral Weeks Van Morrison 22
30 1416 Never Mind The Bollocks The Sex Pistols 23
29 1479 OK Computer Radiohead 29
28 1489 Abbey Road The Beatles 36
27 1500 Led Zeppelin IV Led Zeppelin 24
26 1524 Parallel Lines Blondie 28
25 1535 Aja Steely Dan 22
24 1546 A Hard Day's Night! The Beatles 23
23 1561 Five Leaves Left Nick Drake 23
22 1582 Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band The Beatles 25
21 1587 Electric Ladyland The Jimi Hendrix Experience 24
20 1629 Rubber Soul The Beatles 25
19 1674 Pet Sounds The Beach Boys 26
18 1674 Bryter Later Nick Drake 27
17 1701 Blonde on Blonde Bob Dylan 27
16 1717 The Band The Band 26
15 1777 Solid Air John Martyn 29
14 1793 What’s Goin’ On Marvin Gaye 30
13 1810 Born To Run Bruce Springsteen 27
12 1844 Highway 61 Revisited Bob Dylan 23
11 1882 Wish You Were Here Pink Floyd 29
10 1940 Rumours Fleetwood Mac 29
9 1976 The Dark Side of The Moon Pink Floyd 31
8 2031 Exile on Main Street The Rolling Stones 30
7 2109 The Stone Roses The Stone Roses 29
6 2117 The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars David Bowie 27
5 2120 London Calling The Clash 31
4 2337 Blood On The Tracks Bob Dylan 39
3 2758 Hunky Dory David Bowie 35
2 3021 The Beatles (The White Album) The Beatles 39
1 4040 Revolver The Beatles 56

Disclaimer: Every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of these figures, but we are only human, so expect a 3% error rate.

Ghosts Part 1: The Visitation

Do you believe in ghosts?

Before you answer that question it might be advisable to pause and consider what a ghost is supposed to be or, perhaps more importantly, what a ghost can represent to mortal men and women, both those who claim to have seen one and those who claim they do not, and indeed cannot, exist.

Your answer may be influenced by how susceptible you are to outside influences, for example, from those with subtle, and not so subtle, powers of persuasion; perhaps a cunning facility to misdirect through hypnotism, smoke and mirrors or by their blunt adeptness at appealing to our base instincts with guile laid thick by overtones of sex and illicit charms. Intelligence and intellect do not necessarily provide protection from the instruments of deception in these spectral matters; such luminaries as Arthur Conan Doyle and Dr. Johnson seriously entertained the idea of ghosts walking among us in their lifetimes.

The age you live in and your social class are other factors. Throughout history ghost sightings were mainly the preserve of the working and upper classes, the middle classes repeatedly attempting to break the illusion through the advent of moral codes and a collective matter-of-fact conscience and consciousness that favoured common sense over a common sensibility.

In the UK Protestantism’s tussle with Catholicism for pre-eminence in our religious expression supported the middle class’s cause as the followers of Luther did not allow their doctrines to entertain notions of spirits and spirituality; religion became less damning but also more desultory as a result. Then again, all those sacked monasteries and murdered monks must have provided plenty of phantasmagorical cannon fodder for scaring successive generations borne from the loins of the guilty perpetrators. Many famous hauntings reported since the Reformation have their roots in a kind of uprising of Catholic menace to remind the ruling Protestant classes of untold terrors in their brand of afterlife.

Historically our preoccupation with ghosts, piques of interest in their study and the frequency of sighting have come in waves of intensive activity every 60 years or so. We’re due another wave already but perhaps our mental sensors are polluted these days by the congestion of invisible waves emanating from our televisions, computers and mobile phones. Have we frightened the ghosts away by messing with their frequencies?

The truth is there is no one explanation for why people see ghosts or believe in their existence. My father claims to have known his own father was dead hours before the police knocked on his door to confirm it was so. He didn’t see a ghost nor did he hear moans and groans or experience any kind of revelation. He simply felt cold, agitated and unduly concerned for his own well-being. In other words he experienced feelings and sensory changes in his immediate environment that might be explained by the presence of a ghost even though he didn’t actually see one.

And so we arrive at the idea of the ghostly visitor; a guest who more likely than not is an unwelcome presence (although, again, there is a history of ghosts acting with benevolent intent) who has come to disturb our mortal peace with a message of doom and gloom about our future or to bargain for their release from their ethereal torment through our undertaking a deed on their behalf. Be careful what you bargain for and with though. It may come back to haunt you.

Music, of the folk variety in particular, has played its part in telling such stories of visits by ghosts. Many Murder Ballads and the collected folk songs of Frances James Child and others include a small but significant collection of song lyrics that have supernatural overtones, some more prominent than others. Typically these are songs where the plot revolves around a visitation, the arrival or return of a loved one or a wronged one whose arrival provides the pivotal emotional or moral pay-off within the song.

The provenance of many of these songs is unknown; as soon as we think we have an original source some other evidence materialises to question that claim. Such is the way of the oral tradition that stretches far back beyond recorded times. As Rob Young outlines in his book Electric Eden: Unearthing Britain’s Visionary Music it was during the Victorian era that a conscious effort was first made to record musical traditions from common folk that rapidly encroaching industrialisation and urbanisation threatened to lose forever.

That new recording tradition then extended into the Edwardian era though the reinterpretation of traditional folk music in classical settings – Elgar and Vaughan Williams are obvious examples - and onto the pioneering field recordings by people like Alan Lomax, whose work and legacy provided a conjunction between the British and American folk traditions.

Listening to a Lomax recording today can often make one sense a ghostly presence. That impression – through the use of sounds, voices, instruments and recording techniques from the past – has become a device used by a number of musicians and artists to create aural hauntings for our psychic entertainment. But more of that in a later post.

Despite this continued impetus for cataloguing there is rarely a definitive version of a ghost song, some versions even have the supernatural element removed; the early Clerk Saunders being a case in point as evidenced by the version sung by June Tabor. But it’s not just the lyrics that change; the song title or its tune is also subject to change often when the song has found its way across the Atlantic to the New Country where the oral tradition has to adapt the song to its new surroundings: a knight becomes a cowboy or a horse becomes a ship or a train.

In many songs the visitation underlines the strength of the bonds of love which cannot be broken even by the death of one partner. Even here the ghost’s intentions can also change depending on the version being sung: sometimes he or she wants to free their living lover but in other versions vengeance is sought for he or she taking another lover to their bed.

In Murder Ballads the ghost’s intentions tend to be definitive, brutal and just: to revenge their death by either revealing or damning the murderer. In Twa Sisters one sister murders another out of sexual jealousy with the dead sister returning in the form of an instrument – a harp or a fiddle – thus providing a musical excuse, if ever it were needed, for some plaintive instrumentation to accompany the lyrical portent.

Across any ghost song one of the most moving lyrical devices is for the ghost itself to relate their story in the first person. Nick Cave’s duet with Kylie Minogue on Where The Wild Roses Grow has both the murderer and his victim taking turns to narrate the story of the murder. Some critics interpreted Cave’s choice of singing partner as some kind of comment on killing manufactured pop music but I would suggest that Cave simply understands the power of an unexpected visitor appearing before him in one of his own songs.

The emotional pull of a Murder Ballad with a supernatural twist is powerful; like many a tormented ghost, they usually take no prisoners. Nowhere is this starker than in Willard Grant Conspiracy’s Ghost of The Girl In The Well, a Murder Ballad in which a 14 year old girl is raped and thrown down a well but still grieves in the song for the torment her death has caused her family. As powerful, but in more universal way, is the anti-war song I Come And Stand At Every Door, originally a Turkish poem about a child ghost of Hiroshima returning to warn the living about the hell of war. The U.S folk singer Pete Seeger recorded a version of the poem using the music from another song, The Great Silkie of Sule Skerry (a mystical song from the Orkneys about humans that marry a mythical creature that lives in the sea as a seal but on land as a human, thus underlying the way such songs become mixed up by world travel) but the electric pre-V.U drone of The Byrds’ version nails its relevance in the modern theatre of war and contemporary rock music.

The effect of the first person narrative can also be quite subtle and disorienting as with Kate Bush’s Watching You Without Me where the woozy dreamlike musical backdrop underlines the cryptic nature of the lyrics: is the protagonist a ghost or someone seeing a version of their life flash before their eyes or is it just a waking dream? Continuing the contemporary war and rock theme, whether by device or by accident, New Order’s Love Vigilantes – here given a country makeover by Jeremy Adona – can also be interpreted more than one way, as either a husband finally returning from war alive and well but believed to be dead or a dead man returning to witness his wife as she receives the telegram that reports his K.I.A.

You don’t have to believe in ghosts to appreciate the attraction of a ghost song. As the examples in the accompanying Spotify list show the mere presence of a ghost, particularly as the narrator of the song, allows us to adjust our own perceptions of reality, even if only momentarily, and to see life through eyes more different than we would normally dare imagine. A visitation by a ghost in the lyric provides an opportunity to alert the listener to being honest and truthful with themselves about the true meaning of the big decisions concerning love, life and death. A ghost in our midst in the midst of a song warns us that decisions made today can have dire consequences far beyond our own abilities to make amends. Like Ebenezer Scrooge’s visitors a real ghost in a song is always providing a cautionary tale to the listener and in that sense the songs, when done well, can be universal and timeless in their appeal and message.

It is when the ghost or the haunting is a metaphor for the singer’s own predicament that the belief in ghosts returns to a highly personal and personalised setting, one in which it is the listener and not the ghost who becomes the voyeur to the thoughts and deeds of others. But more of that at a later hour.

http://open.spotify.com/user/ahh_bisto/playlist/4rvjV2Mbkl1z8WoKewE0oF

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Crop circles and me

I have an unhealthy interest in conspiracy theories. Not that I subscribe to any of them — even if an event only requires five people to keep their mouths shut, experience suggests one of them will stick it in his memoirs and go on a lucrative book tour. As some wag memorably said in response to accusations of clandestine 9/11 plots: “Hell, the government couldn't even cover up a blowjob in the Oval Office.” In my lifetime, the only improbable conspiracy that turned out to be true was General Franco nobbling poor Cliff Richard at the 1968 Eurovision Song Contest.

Strangely two of my friends are somewhat obsessed with crop circles. Like most people, I've always thought they were the work of men with beards from the west country and involved nothing more supernatural than ropes, planks of wood and some ingenious homemade surveying tools. Their motivations were presumably too much spare time, too much cider and getting one over on the blokes in the next village who’d fashioned a giant cock-and-balls on a nearby hillside.

Humans are in the habit of assigning mysterious agency to anything they can’t immediately explained, even if it’s the mundane characteristics of flattened barley stems. Cereologists (for that is their name) on TV documentaries are to be found wandering around crop circles declaring them to be of non-human origin, despite the film crew having paid some locals to knock them up the previous evening.

So I found myself digging around into the crop-circle subculture. Early explanations of crop circles postulated exotic atmospheric vortices, but their ever-increasing complexity put paid to this, although some people persisted with their ever-more-convoluted theories.

A popular hypothesis is the existence of nefarious microwave laser weapons orbiting the earth. This author did some back-of-a-fag-packet calculations and worked out that a satellite only 100 miles above the earth would need a microwave dish 2,000 metres in diameter to hit it with any kind of accuracy. How they could get that into orbit, and how they're powering the thing, God only knows. Amateur astronomers have failed to spot it, despite the International Space Station being visible from earth, assuming you know where to look.

You have to question the military’s motivation for drawing fancy geometric shapes on Wiltshire fields. Are the people in charge of this death-ray bored? Surely their superiors would tell them to stop mucking about?

Aliens, of course, are the other leading culprit. (And maybe we should throw in Gaia, the ‘earth spirit’.) Quite why extra-terrestrials travel vast interstellar distances just to draw crop circles and give people anal probes is never satisfactorily explained. If they’re so keen to make contact, couldn't they just take over Radio 2? It’s the communication equivalent of writing on a toilet wall.

So I’ve been unable to persuade my friends that alternative explanations are available. Although I’m generally unsympathetic to pseudoscience, I kind of like the idea of crop circles, cryptozoology and Atlantis. The only real harm seems to be to the wallets of gullible American tourists.

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Forty Years Of Misery, Yet Tom Waits Has Brought Me Great Joy

Tom Waits first came into my life in 1973 with Small Change. He sounded, to me, like a worse-for-wear Louis Armstrong groaning through a Frank Sinatra bar-stool album of the lost & lonely. It turned out that this, his third album, was when he 'found' his voice. The lyrics were different, though. A number of songs had the term 'blues' in the title but none bring to mind the delta, the cotton fields nor the swamp. They are urban blues about clubs, strip-joints and drinking cheap booze, a real eye-opener for a teenager. The cover, picturing Tom in a stripper's changing room also had an effect on the teenage me.

There followed Foreign Affairs, Blue Valentine and Heart Attack & Vine wherein, Tom refined his lyric writing but the tunes remained piano-led & jazz-based. The vocal became less contrived and more convincing. Booze was a recurrent theme. Tom was drinking too much in real life & he was a bad drunk.

Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis is my favourite. Tom sings from the point of view of a hooker who claims she is pregnant to a punter. Fortunately, she has a stable partner who is willing to bring the child up as his own. It's all lies, of course. In reality, she is abandoned & in jail. It's difficult to imagine a more masculine voice than Tom's but the delicacy he displays makes this unusual song work magic.

If Tom had given up at this point, he would still be revered for these four strangely uplifting albums, full of loneliness & regret. However, a turning point took place in 1980. Tom had enjoyed a bit of acting, which led him to being asked to soundtrack One For The Heart for Francis Ford Coppola, no less. He had a big budget & free reign. He could hire as many musicians as he liked, including the multi-instrumentalist Victor Feldman. He produced & orchestrated. His bar-stool sleaze was writ large. He had to compose differently because the soundtrack was a series of duets with the perfectly clear female voice of Crystal Gayle. But, most of all, he met his life-long muse, wife & collaborator, Kathleen Brennan. It was his last smokey, jazz-blues album.

Kathleen encouraged him to be brave. She introduced him to the music of Beefheart. Their voices are often compared but Tom had been singing & wheezing like he did for years. What he heard was the racket created by The Magic Band. Starved of commercial success, though a number of artists had covered his songs, he 'left' his label then set about creating Swordfishtrombones, an album that was to establish him as a unique artist and one that would define his niche for the rest of his career.

Much is made of his 'junkyard orchestra'. In truth, the instruments used on Swordfishtrombones are largely conventional & scarcely deployed. The music is carefully constructed & simple. It is perfectly executed by talented musicians who all serve the song. However, for the eighties, the recording techniques were old-fashioned & synthesiser & sampler-free. As a consequence, the ordinary instruments sounded unusual and special. The subject matter concerns more than just the lost and the lonely. They are about vagabonds, itinerant sailors, people on the run & the crushing death of an ex-soldier. The voice bellows, screams, wails, whispers, cries. There are a few unsettling instrumentals, a spoken-word piece that would spawn a whole other album & to cap it all, there is the most exquisite love song ever recorded, Johnsburg, Illinois, lasting a mere minute and a half.

Rain Dogs was more conventional in 'rock' terms but even less like Tom because it is largely a guitar album, featuring Marc Ribot, working with Tom for the first time, and a Keith Richards cameo. It is an album about the urban dispossessed of New York City and placed Tom Waits as a true voice of American, albeit with an idiosyncratic style.
There followed acting roles & theatrical musicals and a slow drip-feed of equally impressive studio albums. The Bone Machine is stark, bleak & scary, Mule Variations is rural, squelching in mud, blood and fire, Real Gone includes Tom's son on 'decks' and Bad To Me is a summation of decades of misery & grief. There are several live albums and a triple CD of odds & sods of greater quality that most artists' best albums. The theatrical ones (Frank's Wild Years, The Black Rider, Blood Money) smell of the sawdust & spit of the orchestra pit & one can feel the heat of the spot-light but they are less effective as albums. Then there is Alice, sweet Alice, perhaps his most beautiful & wistful album of all.

His songs are stifling in their loneliness, they ooze abject poverty & evoke a grim, hard existence, scratching a living. There is barely a glimmer of hope but when Tom sings of hope, the world smiles. His imagination & ability to see things from unusual angles & aspects gives his songs their characteristic quirks. His vocal range is remarkable, both in terms of octave and emotional range. The characters he sings of are fully drawn in very few words. Who can forget the man who sleeps with his shovel and his leather gloves? How can a simple list of Soldier's Things be so heart-breaking? And what about the last words of the fifteen year old girl after she gets into the vagabond's van, 'I love you, mom'?

And the music & instrumentation fits like a glove. Take the first two tracks off Bone Machine, both featuring a Tom falsetto. The first, The Earth Dies Screaming, clatters along with a rhythm section that sounds like a bag of bones. There is a bit of guitar, two bassists & a chamberlin. It sounds raucous, grotesque & very loud. The second is no less cheery, Dirt In The Ground, a song that reminds us that we will all die. This time, the falsetto is supported by gently wheezing alto sax, tenor sax & clarinet with an upright bass and a little piano. Both sound completely different, yet are typically Tom Waits. Fantastic.

Tom's songs are almost unremittingly miserable but they have given me more pleasure over the last forty years than almost anything else. I think he is utterly unique & I love him dearly. He gives me faith in humankind. Isn't that what music is for?

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Puff The Magic Dragon: an exposé

'Puff The Magic Dragon' is perhaps the most upsetting song every placed in front of a happy child's trusting face. The antics of the mythical creature and his friend, Jackie Paper bring joy to their hearts before the terrible truth descends.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave.

Truly, this is just heartbreaking

But something just didn't ring true.

If I had a friend who was a dragon (and don't think this is the first time I've thought that) I wouldn't just discard him so readily when I grew up. Even when you started dating - 'Hey sweetheart, shall we go to the movies tonight or go and see this dragon I know. yeah that's right, a fucking dragon. Oh yeah!".

Once you've convinced her that 'the dragon' is not a nickname for your penis - showing her a creature from fairytales would be worth at least 'inside upstairs',. Its a done deal.

Plus once kids hit double figures they are so keen to make money out of their friends any way they can. We used to put on magic shows and charge people, sell the cakes we made in home economics, flog foreign stamps to the nerdy collectors, auction football stickers. If there was a way to make some pocket money we'd do it.

Now imagine if you had access to a dragon. You would pimp that bitch to your pals for big bucks. Charging for rides, roars and scales. You'd be selling fuzzy black n white snaps to the tabloids. There would be tours, a gift shop, it would be a whole dragon industry that you would eventually sell for squillions to Disney.

However there is darker theory that is mentioned in the pubs on Honalee that Jackie Paper did not grow up but died in unexplained circumstances when he got lost in the mist. That is the true tragedy at the heart of the tale - Jackie Paper is the subject of an unsolved child murder. Your reporter attempted to access files on 'Operation Paperclipped' via the Honalee CID but was unable to do so. The files have been sealed for 100 years as part of a large cache of evidence.

A police source claimed that many more children may have been attracted to Puff's lair and that he was a unwilling participant in crimes that make Jimmy Saville look like Justin Fletcher. Also Puff's sudden withdrawal from public life raises its own questions - is it grief or guilt that sends him into his cave, never to emerge again? Exactly where was he on that grey night?

Regardless of the conspiracy and tragedy, there Puff stays, alone and heartbroken in his cave - dreaming of the days of wine and plenty. The songwriter Neil Hannon of The Divine Comedy adapted the story in his song 'A Lady Of A Certain Age' recasting Puff as a faded rich lady who 'chased the sun around the Cote d'Azur/ Until the light of youth became obscured / And left you all alone and in the shade / An English lady of a certain age'

But gentle reader, wipe those tears away. For recently unearthed documents have revealed a possible missing last verse that was written but never recorded by Peter, Paul & Mary. *

Many summers later as Puff walked along the strand
He looked down and saw some small footprints in the sand.
A voice said, "Mr. Dragon, please don't be so sad.
My name is Jenny Paper and I was sent here by my dad."

Although this sets up the possibility of Puff getting his heart broken all over again when Jenny gets up the duff by one of the boys on Honalee - it softens the blow a bit and perhaps generations of Paper children won't be alone in keeping Puff company as this other alternate ending found written on parchment suggests

Young ones love adventure, games for bold and brave
Soon Daniel Drum and Johnny Plum had found Puff's magic cave
With coloured flags a waving, they dance upon the shore
And children come from miles around to hear Puff's mighty roar

And before all you Generation X-ers start saying that its all about drugs - it isn't. You really shouldn't read too much into these things

*sadly, not really, but as they say, print the legend